Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
Toilet bowls were breaking, not quite as planned.
From leaky old thrones to those cracked in despair,
A cry rang out: “Santa, help! We need a new chair!”

With a jolly ho-ho and a plumber’s delight,
Santa geared up for a porcelain night.
“Forget the toys, this year’s my call—
I’ll bring joy to bottoms, one and all!”

The reindeer were baffled but strapped on the sleigh,
With a cargo of toilets in white, blue, and gray.
Dasher and Dancer gave Rudolph a stare,
“Are we really delivering bathroomware?”

Down chimneys he slid, with a wrench in his grip,
Replaced every toilet with a magical flip.
“To the man in the trailer who’s struggled for years,
Here’s one with a seat warmer to dry all your tears!”

At the Jones’ in town, where the flush didn’t flow,
Santa installed a bidet—what a show!
“Now you’re classy and clean, no more TP distress,
It’s the gift of the future—your tush will feel blessed!”

In Tokyo, Milan, and a hut in Peru,
Santa fixed every loo he could chew.
“Clogs be gone! No more leaks! Be merry!
I’ve even upgraded your tank to eco-friendly!”

By morning the world sat in newfound delight,
Santa had saved every bathroom that night.
With a wink and a laugh, he soared into the air,
Singing, “Merry Flushmas to all, and take extra care!”

So if your commode ever fails or looks grim,
Don’t worry—just leave some cookies for him.
For Santa’s a plumber when times are dire,
And he’s got the tools to put out your fire! 🎅🚽

Merry Christmas
321TMP